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I don't know about you, but I think the new google favicon looks like monkey ass.

check for yourself!

Well, it's been almost 10 years.

the booster is better than getting tetanus, and the hole in my foot from a nail hurts more than the booster.

I only made it half way through the episode before I broke down.

Helen, I miss you so much.

So today, I’m on the front porch getting ready to go under the house to do some wiring when I hear 12 gunshots in rapid, even, succession from what sounds like a couple blocks away. Gunshots not being too common anymore in this neighborhood, I call 911.

I tell the operator I heard shots about 2 blocks away, and we then hammer out the details of what streets it could have been on so he can send a squad car to investigate. He takes all my info and then asks if they can call me back if they have any questions.

me: Sure, I won’t be near the phone for 45 minutes or so, I’ll be under the house.
911: Ma’am, you’ll be safe where you are if the shots were two blocks away. Do you want me to send a squad car to your house?

I then have to explain (between laughs) that I am going under the house to do electrical, not because of the shots.

The 5th annual Gothtober.com halloween countdown calendar is getting ready to roll. This site features a new artwork each day for every day in October.

I've had a piece in the last four gothtobers, and am looking forward to this year for another macabre film.

Artist applications are due by July 31, so please get in your ideas now!