Words found on federal land

Al3x, a fellow I know, put together 25 rules for computing happiness. I disagree a little with rule 20, but the list is pretty damn good.

and the sourcecode!:

<script type="text/javascript">
if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {
document.write("YUP.");
} else {
document.write("NOPE.");
}
</script>
<noscript>NOPE.</noscript>

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